Global Domination

Not yet familiar with the bands hosted at Global Domination? Now's definitely the time to check 'em out. And what could be a better place for it than their Myspace-pages? Links below...

Myspace

Aeon

Dark Funeral

F.K.Ü.

Hail of Bullets

My Own Grave

Ram-Zet

Sanctification

The Project Hate

Torture Division

Vicious Art

Vomitory

Global Domination

Editorial

2010 and Global fucken Domination is still here, you penis!

We might not be the biggest thing on the Internet, but we are very content with knowing we are the best.

Much welcome to the only metal site you need. We are the rulers. The hair on yer balls. The essence of everything excellent. Entertainers De Luxe. We have dominated the Internet for shitloads of years now and see no reason why we wouldn’t continue to do so for the next hundred years as well. We’re growing stronger and more awesome every day.

First, there’s an info section to the top-right, check that out, bitch. Also, bookmark us, spread the word and come back often. Why? Becoz what we write is The Law and we have updates every day of the week, from Monday to Friday. That, and becoz we fucken rule all shit.

If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site. Simply because we are so fantastic at writing we have updates covered that far into the future. You could say we are The Future. Hell, you can even call us the gold medalists if you like. In the Special Olympics.

As of early August, 2009, we have destroyed, erased and improved our fantastic scoring system. You will love that shit as well.

One last thing: make sure not to miss out on all the fan-fucken-tastic forums that we host. You can read all the band forums as well as the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) without registering, but if you wanna take part in all the forums (and would like to post), registration is required.

Enjoy yer stay.

Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.

/ Lord K. Philipson, Muthafucken Chief and owner of Global Domination.